Goodnight Questions

 

As a kid, when I couldn’t get to sleep, I used to ask myself an interesting question: something I could mull over until I either found a satisfying answer, or – more often – fell asleep. Over the years the questions piled up. Many of them I still haven’t answered, and new ones come up all the time. Maybe you want to give it a try? I’m posting them here and as videos on YouTube – if you find an answer to one of them, feel free to post a comment there so we can get to the bottom of them together. And if you don’t, I hope these «goodnight questions» will at least help you rest and think.

 

2026-2-9

Would you have given yourself the job you have?

 

2026-2-8

What is worse: being cynical or being naïve?

 

2026-2-7

If you could do something that would immediately be undone right after, without anyone remembering it – what would it be?

 

2026-2-6

What bothers you more: the possibility of a black hole appearing in the sky, or the possibility of a skin-coloured hole appearing in your sock?

 

2026-2-5

Why does the German language have three words to say «why»?

 

2026-2-4

By when, approximately, do you think you will be completely forgotten?

 

2026-2-3

What speaks against an EU2 with Norway, Switzerland and England?

 

2026-2-2

If you were 10% better at everything you do – would your life be better?

 

2026-2-1

If you could illegitimately seize power over everything and keep it for the rest of your life — would you?

 

2026-1-31

Why do people with hair wear a hat?

 

2026-1-30

Is the joke that makes you laugh the most also the one you tell most often?

 

2026-1-29

If an AI could give you the perfect solution to everything – would you prompt it to do so?

 

2026-1-28

If God didn’t believe in you, would you still believe in him?

 

2026-1-27

Is there any human invention – other than palliatives – that truly made us happier?

 

2026-1-26

Would you like to be better informed – or would you prefer to get less information?

 

2026-1-25

How much money would you need to become unhappy?

 

2026-1-24

If you had the power to kill someone with a simple tap on your phone, unnoticed – would you make use of it?

 

2026-1-23

Is it possible to tattoo your eyes? And if yes, would you want to?

 

2026-1-22

What would you protest against? What would it take for you to take to the streets?

 

2026-1-21

What is the worst thing that could happen to you? What is the best? And which of the two is more likely to happen?

 

2026-1-20

If you had to get rid of one particular emotion forever, which one would it be?

 

2026-1-19

Which of your moral standards are you willing to sacrifice to fun?

 

2026-1-18

If you had to eat the same thing for the rest of your life, what would you be having?

 

2026-1-17

If you lived in another place, under another name – what would you do differently?

 

2026-1-16

How many sentences can you still read before interrupting yourself?

 

2026-1-15

What crime would you commit if it weren’t a crime?

 

2026-1-14

How much of humankind’s time on Earth has already passed?

 

2026-1-13

If you could be reborn as either a kiwi bird or a kiwi plant — which would you choose?

 

2026-1-12

If you were to completely forget one specific year of your life – which year would you pick?

 

2026-1-11

If there really should be a Judgement Day – would it be a day you’d look forward to, or one you would fear?

 

2026-1-10

If you think about an argument deeply enough – do you come out on the other side?

 

2026-1-9

Would you wear a pullover you really like if you knew it had been worn by someone you hate?

 

2026-1-8

Why do we publicly mourn people who die in a major catastrophe, but not those who lose their lives in a smaller accident that is just as tragic?

 

2026-1-7

What’s the bigger threat to society: a lack of intelligence or a lack of virtue?

 

2026-1-6

Would you rather be an advocate or a judge?

 

2026-1-5

Could one single tax – on each and every transaction of money – replace all other taxes?

 

2026-1-4

Who do you typically applaud? People who are better than you? Or People who struggle to match your abilities?

 

2026-1-3

If white contains all colours, why do we call it blank?

 

2026-1-2

What is your biggest problem?

 

2026-1-1

When, do you think, will you really get going?

 

2025-12-31

Do you think of midnight as an end or a beginning? Is it 12:00 o’clock or 0:00 o’clock?

 

2025-12-30

Would you prefer to live your life backwards, get younger and younger, and die as a shrinking fetus?

 

2025-12-29

Would you like to always be in control? Or do you enjoy a slippery slope now and then?

 

2025-12-28

Do you help others more than they help you?

 

2025-12-27

Would you rather live in a world without paintings or one without music?

 

2025-12-26

Do you prefer triangles or rectangles? Why?

 

2025-12-25

How much do you like yourself compared to other people?

 

2025-12-24

What else would you need to be truly happy?

 

2025-12-23

What exactly is coffee cream?

 

2025-12-22

Would you rather be praised for the wrong reasons, or criticized for the right ones?

 

2025-12-21

What is easier? Doing the right thing or doing the wrong thing?

 

2025-12-20

Which scientific field has the bigger impact on your life: a) macroeconomics, or b) microbiology?

 

2025-12-19

Do you prefer nonfiction or fiction? Why?

 

2025-12-18

How would you behave differently if your life were live-streamed 24/7?

 

2025-12-17

Would you say that children’s drawings are more comparable to classical painting or to contemporary art?

 

2025-12-16

What is your favourite country on the planet? And is it the same as ten years ago?

 

2025-12-15

Does God have a sense of humour? What if He burst out laughing?

 

2025-12-14

If you could press a button and know everything, would you?

 

2025-12-13

Will the last Homo sapiens realize that she or he is the last?

 

2025-12-12

Do «born-again» Christians celebrate two birthdays every year?

 

2025-12-11

Have you read this book? (https://www.harpercollins.de/products/abglanz)

 

2025-12-10

If there really were a Saviour – from what would you want to be saved? 

 

2025-12-9

What takeaways could someone gain from analyzing your life?

 

2025-12-8

Would you still be alive today without modern medicine?

 

2025-12-7

Which scenario is more appalling: a big fish swallowing lots of little fish – or lots of little fish attacking a single big one?

 

2025-12-6

Would you prefer Santa Claus to really exist?

 

2025-12-5

Would you get used to snow being black?

 

2025-12-4

Are there people who go to bed early – and get up late the next morning?

 

2025-12-3

Is the time of your life behind you, or is it still ahead?

 

2025-12-2

If your life could be 10% worse but 10% longer, would you take the deal?

 

2025-12-1

How many things could there be for you to always stay on top of things?

 

2025-11-30

What’s a question you’ve always wanted an answer to?

 

2025-11-29

Is it still cool to be cool?

 

2025-11-28

Is there a word you would never say?

 

2025-11-27

Would the world be different today if Al Gore and Hillary Clinton had been presidents?

 

2025-11-26

If you come up with an amazing idea and then discover it isn’t new — does that make your idea less valuable?

 

2025-11-25

What is — for you — the most pressing question right now?

 

2025-11-24

If everything – the entire world – were of the same colour, what colour would you prefer?

 

2025-11-23

If tomorrow (Monday) could be skipped, would you skip it?

 

2025-11-22

50 years from now, what will be your country’s most prosperous industry?

 

2025-11-21

How many years does your hair dye make you look younger?

 

2025-11-20

What was the most courageous moment in your life?

 

2025-11-19

If you knew you would be King or Queen, would you support aristocracy?

 

2025-11-18

Does anyone become a dentist voluntarily?

 

2025-11-17

Is it even possible to be dead?

 

2025-11-16

If you could drink only one thing besides water — what would it be?

 

2025-11-15

How seriously does God take Himself/Herself/Itself?

 

2025-11-14

If Putin occupied a fifth of your country — would you let him have it to avoid a war?

 

2025-11-13

Do you expect the next generation to be happier? Do you think the previous one was?

 

2025-11-12

When you slurp an oyster, are you eating a living animal? 

 

2025-11-11

If you were to find the meaning of life — what would you do with it?

 

2025-11-10

Would the world be better if people said «yes» more often – or if they more often said «no»?

 

2025-11-9

Should you (be allowed to) work on Sundays?

 

2025-11-8

What – after «Mortadella» – is the most beautiful word in Italian?

 

2025-11-07

Should we replace democracy with epistocracy?

 

2025-11-06

If you can «reach out» to others, can you also reach in to yourself?

 

2025-11-05

How often do you break the law? Would you encourage others to do it just as often?

 

2025-11-04

Is it time for us Westerners to develop an inferiority complex?

 

2025-11-03

Is it okay to watch a cat toy with a half-dead mouse?

 

2025-11-02

How would you define love and hate?

2025-11-01

If no one would reach their potential: Would the world be a) worse, b) better, c) the same?

 

2025-10-31

Do schizophrenic people deserve more than one gravestone?

 

2025-10-30

What time is it on Mars?

 

2025-10-29

Would you mind if the sky were green, and the grass were blue instead?

 

2025-10-28

When you’re sick, do you become a better person?

 

2025-10-27

If you were guaranteed that your death would be a very satisfying and enjoyable experience, would you still fear it?

 

2025-10-26

If you do something horrible in a dream – should you feel guilty?

 

2025-10-25

In a fair society, should it be possible to become a billionaire?

 

2025-10-24

Which politicians are dreaming of a white supremacist Christmas?

 

2025-10-23

Why do almost all people look better in black?

 

2025-10-22

Why do we shave off body hair but are afraid of losing the hair on our heads?

 

2025-10-21

Which god, which goddess has the most credibility?

 

2025-10-20

Would you rather start something that you won’t be able to finish, or finish something that you haven’t started?

 

2025-10-19

On what day of the week do you burn the most calories?

 

2025-10-18

Thrown into a Stone Age world naked, how long would you survive?

 

2025-10-17

Why isn’t pink part of the rainbow? Would you add it if you could?

 

2025-10-16

If garlic could ward off energy suckers, would you eat more of it?

 

2025-10-15

To create a fully vegetarian world, would it be okay to eradicate all meat-eating species?

 

2025-10-14

Does Tom Cruise have a second facial expression?

 

2025-10-13

Will there ever be another world war?

 

2025-10-12

How earthquake-proof are your castles in the air?

 

2025-10-11

If you could install a 5th season – what would it be like?

 

2025-10-10

If you are an asshole – can you tell whether somebody else is?

 

2025-10-9

What would you not do for a billion in cash?

 

2025-10-8

How would Tina Turner paint? How would William Turner sing?

 

2025-10-7

How many YouTube videos could God create in 7 days?

 

2025-10-6

Is it okay for a sadist to torture a masochist?

 

2025-10-5

Can you think of any historical example of democracy working well in a country that was in economic decline?

 

2025-10-4

Would you rather be a freak, a geek, or a sheikh?

 

2025-10-3

If plastic surgery could really make you look younger (I don’t think it can!) – how much younger exactly would you want to look?

 

2025-10-2

What is more important: how a house looks from the outside, or how it feels on the inside?

 

2025-10-1

If you were a blank page — who would you want to write on it?

 

2025-9-30

Does life become easier or harder with age?

 

2025-9-29

Will the buildings we build today attract tourists 500 years from now?

 

2025-9-28

If you were God, and your job (among many others) were to create human beings – would you create something like yourself?

 

2025-9-27

What would the be quickest way to ruin your existence – without breaking the law?

 

2025-9-26

Can life ever be fair as long as we are different from each other?

 

2025-9-25

If you agree that Beethoven, Mozart or Bach were the greatest composers of all time – why don’t you listen to them?

 

2025-9-24

If you could get a second life – would you take it?

 

2025-9-23

What is more important: To end war or to sleep more?

 

2025-9-22

Do you think you will feel better 24 hours from now, or worse?

 

2025-9-21

If you were one of just two people on this planet – who would you pick as your companion? 

 

2025-9-20

What is the best feeling you know?

 

2025-9-19

Are we being unfair to Phil Collins?

 

2025-9-18

Would you mind if your life were pointless but very enjoyable?

 

2025-9-17

Is it better to be loved for the wrong things, or not to be loved at all?

 

2025-9-16

Why do cartoon characters only have four fingers?

 

2025-9-15

Could a robot do your job?

 

2025-9-14

Will a shrinking population be good or bad?

 

2025-9-13

Why is blue most people‘s favourite colour – and not yellow, green or red?

 

2025-9-12

Is it possible to fully accept the truth?

 

2025-9-11

Why don’t you go into politics?

 

2025-9-10

What is wisdom?

 

2025-9-9

How fast can a human run backwards?

 

2025-9-8

What makes a good book?

 

2025-9-7

Would you prefer an unjust God over no God?

 

2025-9-6

What’s the difference between an enlightened monk and a sedated patient?

 

2025-9-5

If you could get a glimpse of the future (10 years from now) — would you want to?

 

2025-9-4

If your life were a film, what genre would it be?

 

2025-9-3

What is a friend?

 

2025-9-2

Is it okay to feel sorry for yourself if others do?

 

2025-9-1

Can you fall out with someone you never fell in with?

 

2025-8-31

Would you rather: Die at the age of 70, but be remembered for 500 years? Or: Live to be 120, but then be immediately forgotten?

 

2025-8-30

If irony is dead, what took its place?

 

2025-8-29

Why is it that a good joke never gets old?

 

2025-8-28

Why don’t animals cry?

 

2025-8-27

If the truth were an open book, would you read it?

 

2025-8-26

If you could ask an oracle one single question – what would you ask?

 

2025-8-25

Is there something that is always the right thing to do?

 

2025-8-24

Love is the answer. But what was the question?

 

2025-8-23

Compared to your parents, did you make progress?

 

2025-8-22

What name would you give yourself?

 

2025-8-21

If you don’t have a spine, what happens to your head?

 

2025-8-20

How often do you lie to yourself?

 

2025-8-19

Do you prefer to be loved from above or from below?

 

2025-8-18

What’s your best excuse?

 

2025-8-17

Would you stop working if you didn’t have to?

 

2025-8-16

Is it possible to be honest and friendly?

 

2025-8-15

If you didn’t have to sleep — you’d never get tired — what would you do with the time you would gain? 

 

2025-8-14

Are optimists disappointed more often?

 

2025-8-13

If you could take a pill that would make you happy forever, always — would you take it?

 

2025-8-12

Why do kids want to be grown-ups, while grown-ups want to be kids? 

 

2025-8-11

Are colourblind people any less happy?

 

2025-8-10

What‘s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done – and how would your life be different if you hadn’t done it?

 

10.08.2025 | Niko Stoifberg
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